where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We need to rekindle our bromance
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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