It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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