Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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