I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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