Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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