just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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