It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So squirting runs in the family.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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