You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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