Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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