In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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