Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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