This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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