Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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