so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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