Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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