Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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