I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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