There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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