what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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