I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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