Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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