If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Randomize
