you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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