At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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