so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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