Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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