She went from zero to smokin in five shots
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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