I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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