i just google imaged poop.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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