Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just want nice things and good sex
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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