Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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