i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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