Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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