What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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