FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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