Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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