People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
