I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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