It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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