I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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