we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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