I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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