Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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