I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just forgot I was standing up.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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