i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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