we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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