It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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