Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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