so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am mentally ready for anal.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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