do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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