The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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