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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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