WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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