I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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