Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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