(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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