i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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